Homeless Veterans (one of the things that really doesn't exist)

  1. you know the ones, scraggly, smelly former American troops living under a bridge near a river (or not) they're usually talking to themselves and begging for your hard-earned cash--one quarter at a time--the ones that exist only in a liberal's wet-dream or in a filthy, filthy Hollywood movie. In the Real America™, however, they don't exist. Not now, not ever.
  2. Don't let John Edwards and David Letterman tell you otherwise.

"Homeless Veterans"
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