Homeless Veterans (one of the things that really doesn't exist)
- you know the ones, scraggly, smelly former American troops living under a bridge near a river (or not) they're usually talking to themselves and begging for your hard-earned cash--one quarter at a time--the ones that exist only in a liberal's wet-dream or in a filthy, filthy Hollywood movie. In the Real America™, however, they don't exist. Not now, not ever.
- Don't let John Edwards and David Letterman tell you otherwise.