Holy Bible/Books/Apocalypse

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The apocalypse is a soon to happen phenomena when most cars will be unmanned and the Hate_America_Firsters will be dodging cars and waiting for the moon to turn red from all of the evil. According to the Bible, God will pull the good ones into his private spa and leave the Random Chinese, the Sodomites and the Communists to drive all the unmanned cars until the eventual heat death of the Universe. Read your bible, you heathens. Its all in there, the reason to not wear cotton and rayon, why the Neoconservatives are right about Israel and the bit about the unmanned cars. If you don't see it, perhaps you are a sodomite.

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