THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS! EditAs we stated under bears, Bears are mindless-godless killing machines.
Shame on you for even thinking of this not-possible possibility! Bears are the mindless minions of the baby-satan, and should be shot on sight.
What The Bible Says About Holy BearsEdit
God said that a bear would come to America's Planet to trick Her people into liberalism:
|For such are false Americans, deceitful liberals, transforming themselves into the animals of Christ|
|~ The Holy Bible, 2 Corinthians 11:13|
The Other DemonsEdit
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. However, God did NOT create Holy Bears that turned evil. Les get things straight- Bears were ALWAYS evil. Not a day goes by that we do not see the terrible impact that bears have caused. On top of all this, those #!&* Liberalists are around, causing so much mischief its unbelievable.
These Demon Bears & thier liberalist allies would have eventually caused massive chaos & the end of the world, had not our savior duo: Shephen Colbert & Jesus warded them off. While Jesus worked to conquor hell, our blessed Stephen was worked so hard to produce truthiness in everything. Thank you, Stephen