Hezbollah is an Islamic terrorist organization formed in 1982 during the prolonged Israeli
occupation borrowing of Lebanese territory. Hezbollah is led by Hassan Nasrallah, who is friends with Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Together they are navigating us on the inevitable road to World War III.
Work in Hezbollah Edit
- Hezbollah has great work benefits including health, life, and property insurance as long as Iran and Syria keep paying for it.
- All that is required to join Hezbollah is a deep hatred of the "Zionist Regime." A deep hatred of George W. Bush, freedoms, and apple pie also helps.
- Work risks of working in Hezbollah include seeing neighboring cities get reduced to rubble by Israeli F-16s in retaliation for your actions.
- Occasionally you will be asked to undertake dangerous missions behind "Zionist Regime" land where you will kidnap soldiers to later be used as pawns in the road to World War 3.
- Work in Hezbollah is the BOMB, literally.