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Heterosexual Rebirth is a God-tested, Jesus-approved method used by otherwise righteous, God-fearing conservative men who have strayed from the fold
of the labia and escape the pernicious claws of the homosexual agenda whenever they get caught they are ready to change. By accepting God endorsement deals into their lives, these poor souls can abandon the life of sin and homosexual debauchery they were leading and denouncing at the same time.
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