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Patriotism In An Exo-Skeleton Edit
The hermit crab is an exceptionally patriotic creature. Their infectious love of America has brought freedom to many a Middleeastern aquarium.
Notoriously Communist red lobsters are no match for our anti-social crustacean friends!
Natural Enemy Of Bears Edit
It is said that the reason bears cannot exist on the beach, is not because of the heat, but because of the hermit crab's passionate hatred of the evil beast. It only takes twelve hermit crabs to overpower a full grown grizzly bear.
Following the escalating threat to the North Pole from the sinister Russians, Stephen Colbert has called for our hermit crab reserves to be deployed to the Arctic Circle. Their families will be able to console their loneliness with the realization their loved ones are bravely serving their country.