The Baby Jesus isn't afraid of
He's just a false god
and The Baby Jesus' Daddy can kick his ass!

Greed is F#king Great!

Hermes is the god of thieves, commerce, liars, and cheaters Wall Street and Capitalism!

His Greatest Gift to Mortals: Wall StreetEdit


Daily Worship to "The Altar of The Mighty Dollar"!Edit

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That you can summon Hermes by playing Beer Pong?

Hermes Daily RutineEdit

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Hermes' “Sweet Crib”

Hermes BFFsEdit

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