Henry Hager
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

The Hager family: Maggie, John, Jack and Henry

Henry is the man who will marry Jenna Bush. he promised he would; he damn well better. He wasn't chosen just because he has dark hair like a Mexican or Tony Snow.

Henry's dad, John, was lieutenant governor of the state of Virginia.

Henry is in college and studying a subject.

At this time, Jenna is not pregnant, maybe.


As an Eagle Scout, Hager believes in the Scout Motto of "be prepared". In this context, he is prepared to defend first daughter's panties (and all within) from murderous abortion doctors and feminists.

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