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Heinz

Picture of the Nazi-colored Heinz logo. Note the "Premier" food company... why didn't they just say "Der Fuhrer"?

Heinz is the maker of Communist approved cat soup products.

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Heinz Corporation is owned by the bitch wife of John Kerry. She hates America and has been photographed making love to bears in her spare time.

Heinz also has a bit of a Nazi ring to it. Like when Nazis march, they're always saying "Heinz, zwei, drei, vier" and whenever Colonel Klink is calling someone (besides Schultz) it's always "Heinz".

Coincidence...or $cientology?


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