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Liberace
Heifer International
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Heifer International to the authorities.
Heifer International, at first glance, appears to be an innocent capitalist cartel that deals in cows. In reality, they have developed terrorist and pirate networks in Africa by training mooslims to dress like cows, moo, and eat hay.
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HistoryEdit

Virtually unknown until one of their officials appeared on "The Colbert Report" on April 23, 2009Episode #546 the Heifers worked in the shadows of black market socialism.

What They Tell People They Are DoingEdit

A relative of Obama named Elizabeth Bintliff claims they are helping the poor of Africa and other developing nations through socialist "charity", taking credit for what Christians have already done.

What They Are Actually DoingEdit

Using networks developed by Christians that have successfully fed and clothed the macacas of Africa to ship terrorists - code named Daisy - back to the U.S. and spread animal flues.

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NAMBLA
Heifer International
is a Member of the
NAMBLA Family of Associations
Since 1111

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