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Heaven-sylvania
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
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Heaven-sylvania
is a part of the Kingdom of Heaven!
And GOD Loves You!
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KnightsTemplarCross
Heaven-sylvania
is a Truthiness Crusader!
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JesusRebel
Heaven-sylvania
is a proud and perfect
reflection of the Republican Party.


Heaven-sylvania
Heavenonearth
Capital: New Jerusalem
State Flower: Crucifix
Official Language: Christian-American
State Bird: The Christian Eagle
State Motto: “Look a sinner! Cast the first stone!”
Nickname: Heaven on America
Governor: Jesus Christ
State Anthem: God Blessed Me
Population: 500 Billion
Standard MPH: Speed of light
Principal imports: None, they have everything!
Principal exports: Christianity, Jesus, and Bibles
Principal industries: Christianity, Jesus, and Bibles
Fun Fact # 1: Second Birthplace of Jesus Christ
Fun Fact # 2: They serve Free Ice Cream
Fun Fact # 3: No Joos allowed


Heaven-sylvania is the Secret 51st States of Christian America. Shhhh, keep it a secret! We dont want the liberals and bears to come and ruin it... do we?

HistoryEdit

Achieving (Secret) StatehoodEdit

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Shhh!
Heaven-sylvania is a Secret Republican.
But I'll Never Tell!

EconomyEdit

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Heaven-sylvania
brings Wealth and Prosperity to Americans and
The Free Market
America thanks you, Heaven-sylvania

MilitaryEdit

ReligionEdit

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Heaven-sylvania
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!


The Future of Heaven-sylvaniaEdit

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