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Known for millenia as the harbingers of pestilence, disaster and erectile dysfunction, harpies are as alive today as ever. They use their screeching voices and piercing gaze to pollute America with their liberal agenda.
Major League Harpies Edit
- Harpies carry and transmit herpes. Both words sound almost the same. Coincidence? We think not!
- A harpy's screech is so high and shrill only dogs can hear it.
- Harpies have three breasts. But don't get too excited boys: they also have the bodies of vultures.