Hannity and Colmes


Sean Hannity... All American Hero and Bear Hunter


Alan Colmes... Girly Man and Bear Lover

Hannity and Colmes is an hour-long "debate" show which shows the world how much Democrats hate freedom.

The one individual who speaks the the truth is our savior, Sean Hannity, who regularly wrestles alligators and helps push back the communist threat. He keeps Alan Colmes at bay and away from children, as he has a poses a constant threat to America's precious snowflakes.

On the rare ocation that Hannity loans Colmes one of his balls (Colmes has none and Hannity has 4 one of which is detachable) the results are..............interesting.

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