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Hamsters are tiny, cute and cuddly bears designed to condition American children to accept the insidious Bear Agenda. Young hamster owners, charmed by his tickling whiskers and adorable Habitrail antics.
Rodents (like rats) againts Hamsters Edit
Rodents such as rats and mice can be found in abundance in the fields, alleyways and pizza parlors of America. However, there is not a single instance of hamster infestation in the history of the United States of America. No predatory animal species in America subsists on a hamster-centric diet.
The hamster's only known natural enemies are sofa cushions, vacuum cleaners and cruel siblings. So far these factors have kept the hamster offensive in check, with few surviving more than 2 to 3 years. This is a blessing, as scientific research indicates an adult hamster can grow to monstrous proportions but not to big, they grow at least as long as a pencil unless it's a dwarf hamster which is half of a pen.
Hamsters are animals that love to eat seeds like sunflower seeds without salt.They also love fruits (chopped) mixed with types of small pieces of bread.
- The only good hamster is a pet hamster which you can control and keep.
- Female hamsters can give birth at five weeks, but it is not recommended.
|Hamster is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition
This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.