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The Christian nation of America has resolved to return to our heritage of Christianity by renaming everything in honor of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Our first target will be the satatnic "holiday" of Halloween.
Please post ideas below for what it's new name should be and how it should be celebrated.
- Jesus Candy Shopping shall be celebrated with children going door to door and taking all the candy from the homes of non-believers
- Candy Christ Day shall be celebrated with children going door to door and demanding that only the most Christian of chocolates be distributed
- Rapture Preparation Day shall be celebrated by children going door to door and asking politely if the owner of the house is prepared for the rapture, if not the child gives them a pamphlet in return for candy. If the owner of the house is prepared then the owner of the house will dole out his/her possessions to the child as they will not be needed upon rapture.
- Anti-Elvira Day shall be celebrated by burning, torturing, and executing any person, place or thing that is related to the evil satanic communist prostitute named Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
- Dead day shall celebrate the dead with family picnics held at the cemeteries of their ancestors.