It is characterized by people getting dressed up in costumes to "frighten" away spirits.
Please post the name of the costume you will be wearing this year and a brief description of it in the appropriate section below, or
New Costumes for 2008Edit
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--To dress like Stephen Colbert is against the 11th commandment-- Thou Shalt Not Dress Like Colbert For He Is As Close To Godliness As Possible And Thou Who Doest Dress Like Him Shall Be Smitten.
- remove all your clothing except a fashionable tie and tube socks (minimum of three socks recommended)
- cover your shameful nakedness with an American flag.
- Wear clothes from your website, and tell people where they can get them
- Plug your website in every third sentence
- Carry a copy of Keith Olbermann's "The Worst Person In the World: And 202 Strong Contenders" and complain to people about how much space you did/didn't get in it
- Complain about the fall of "Shared Christian Values" and the rise of Pagan Holidays
- Make obviously incorrect facts up
- Ignore the truth and change the topic when people point out the fake facts
- Fly into a mindless rage whenever you see anyone dressed as Keith Olbermann
- Get a life-size Xerox of Bill O'Reilly's head.
- Attach to a popsicle stick.
- When you see revelers dressed as Bill O'Reilly, make sure to smile and give them a Nazi salute to make them feel more welcome and appreciated.
- Introduce every "O'Reilly," "Limbaugh," or "Coulter" as "Today's Worst Person in the World."
- Point out the obvious illogic everytime revelers dressed as GW Bush say anything. Congratulate them for falling off the wagon when you see them drinking.
- Garbage bag full of Levitra/Viagra in someone else's name
- Garbage bag full of Oxycontin in someone else's name (be ready to loan to revelers dressed as Buddhist monks)
- An industrial sized tube of KY
- Small Dominican house-boys in limited amounts of clothing
- Spray it, don't say it
- Constantly look like you're constipated and dyspeptic
- Get visibly nervous near microwaves
- Put on Some hunting fatigues
- Go buy a Rifle, preferably one that you can load birdshot in
- Have a few drinks of Wild Turkey with Supreme Court appointees to set the right atmosphere
- START BLASTIN!!!
- If you hit anyone, have another round of drinks and wait 24 hours before reporting "the accident"
- Go Pick up a George W bush Mask at your Nearby Wal-Mart Retailer
- Now Stay Home! Look at the polls, you're about as popular on Halloween as "razor blades in candied apples"
- using cardboard or foam core, fashion a bathroom stall around yourself.
- Wear dress shoes on your feet and suit pants around your ankles.
- Nudge people of the same sex with your shoes
- Show revelers dressed as law enforcement officers your US Senate business card and ask if they know who they are messing with
- Alternately tell people you are or are not resigning
- Deny any gay or bisexual inclinations
- Get Some Robes
- Put a towel on your head (try to be colorful so you stand out more)
- Go around Punching Out people you SUSPECT to be jews. They don't actually have to be as long as you suspect they are.
- Make sure you yell "DOWN WITH ISRAEL." (Would also be help if you can find some uranium)
- Get some Saffron-colored Robes
- Go Out in Public with a Sign Labeled End the Vietnam War
- Pour Gas All Over Yourself
- Light yourself on Fire
- make sure you take A LOT of pain killers (borrow them from someone dressed as Rush Limbaugh) as Buddhist Monks don't scream when they are on fire
- get a sex change
- get a Size-L prosthetic Adam's Apple
- follow directions for men and women noted below
(men & women)
- surgically add an extra joint (wrist or elbow) into your left arm
- wear a tiny black dress, an eye patch and a mostly blond wig (be sure the roots are black)
- insult everyone you meet and when they return the favor play the victim
---WARNING--- May Cause Small Children to go Blind
- wear a pantsuit
- use a southern accent at every other house
- have an all female staff follow you around publicly, but slip in occasional mentions of "Bill's" Presidency or his advice
- Go to an estate sale, buy everything.
- Add 400 pockets to a "Peter Pan" or "Hobbit" costume.
- Fill the pockets with everything you bought at the estate sale.
- Meet and fall madly in love with significantly taller-than-you redhead.
- Commit wanton and gratuitous public displays of affection with said redhead.
Justice Clarence Thomas Edit
- Wear Supreme Court Robes (James Brown Sunday come to Meetin robes may be substituted)
- Allege there is pubic hair on your soda can
- Follow GW Bush around
- Carry around a book you wrote so everyone can ignore it
- Tell revelers dressed like Dick Cheney they're "crazy" if they think you're "goin huntin" with them
Karl Rove Edit
- Wear a baby satan outfit, ugly glasses, and an "Iraq: Mission Accomplished" Button
- Carry a GW Bush doll in your pocket, where you've always had it
- Dance to hip-hop or rap so everyone sees you have less rhythm than a Dick Cheney coronary
- Go home drunk without getting nailed
- Dream of hooking up with Ann Coulter if she was a woman
- Wear big doofy-looking ears.
- Ignore your white heritage (if you have it)