Halle Berry
Was an Uber Hottie but has committed an act of Hottie Treason!
She has angered Stephen Colbert and made The Baby Jesus cry.
She is banished to Hell to be Martha Stewart's hand maiden.

Halle Berry
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.

Halle Berry is, apparently, the only black person to ever win an Oscar. Is She? Stephen Colbert can't tell since he is colorblind.

Halle is unmarried and was pregnant. She has no values. She is a member of the Hollywood Pregnancy Association. She said on the Oprah Winfrey show that she would never get married, which makes her communist... or a possible hotmosexual.

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