The page you are looking for is not here!!!

There are many reasons for it not to be here:

  1. it has nothing to do with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
  2. it is lame/vain/not funny
  3. it belongs on Wikip*dia
  4. it belongs on Uncyclopedia instead

You have now pissed off Stephen. Onnotice

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start your own blog or go to MySpace, LiveJournal, etc.

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