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Ostrich
Afrika
Haile Selassie
is something African and thus may or may not be real,
not to pretend that you really care either way. Come on - it's Africa.

Haile Selassie was a lion who went to Jamaica in a cloud of smoke. She was also a descendant of the Queen of Sheeba and King Solomon, like Stephen Colbert, and in fact was synonymous with the Most High Jah, also like Stephen Colbert.

[1] Here is Haile in her cat form.

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