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Gwyneth Paltrow
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Gwyneth, husband Chris Martin, and their baby, Apple.

Gwyneth Paltrow is an American actress who has a bad habit of insulting America from the comfortable distance of Merry Olde Englande and in films like Duets with Huey Lewis.

She recently had the Thatchers to say that England is superior to America. Not bloody likely!

Honestly, she hasn't been in anything good since "Shakespeare in Love" when she showed her "bubbies". She is married to Chris Martin of Coldplay and has two children named Apple & Moses

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