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We the People, you the salves...
The Bill of FrightsEdit
As a Christian nation Congress shall make no law respecting the established religion of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, or prohibiting the free exercise of the Holy Bible and the Word of God; or abridging Fox News freedom of speech, or of Glenn Beck/Rush Limbaugh/[INSERT REAL AMERICAN HERE] freedom of the press; or the right of the people to lock and load in the case of mooslim/communist/chinese threat, and to petition the Government for a redress of their grievances against the Mooslim Tyrant.
- On a side note. Islam is a great and true religion revealed in the Holy Koran which was dictated by the angel Gabriel to the final prophet Mohammed, Blessing and Peace be upon him. But if you build a Mosque near our Holy Ground we have the right to sh#t in our pants.
- New Gutstitution will make freedom cheap!
- The Minimum Wage is Unconstitutional
- Fureigners soon to be expelled
- Tea Party to Restore the Gutstitution
- The Gutstitution was written by Gawd!
- 26th Amendment is from teh Devil!
- The Real Gutstitution
- Sekret Passage in the Gutstitution outlaws Socialized Medicine
- America to Celebrate State's Rights Amendment
- Real Amurikans dont need no reading and swearing!
- Constitution too libural
- Real American brainwashed by liberals!
- New Gutstitution to be introduced next week
- Gutstitution 0.0
- Black Liberals hate America
- we need more Magna Cartas