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All You Need to KnowEdit
Guns are one of our few defenses against bears and sharks. Another defense is cheese but in small amounts or it could make you French. Guns also keep the hippie Canadians, illegal immigrants and liberal government at bay. If you do not own a gun, you are not American.
Armed intruders are never going to register their guns, so why should anyone else have to. Gun control kills.
Guns never hurt anyone who didn't deserve it.FACT!©
Parts of Texas allow the sale of alcohol alongside guns
Guns are prescription medications
Guns kill less people than angry projectiles do.