Gummi bears were created by an food scientist bear to infiltrate the children's market and endear bears to kids. Unfortunately, bears don't have the same ethical standards of christian capitalists like the tobacco industry.

Gummi SocietyEdit

Gummi bears appear in large groups. Unlike real bears, they are brightly colored and small as part of a propaganda campaign to get children to let bears into their homes on Halloween and other holy days.


Presently, the liberal media and Democrats have impeded the Republicans from putting FDA warnings on gummi bears. Republicans continue the fight to protect our babies.

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