Guatemalan Yard Varmints (critter)

  1. a rodent native to North America that subsists on the non-native lawns of Mormons
First discovered by John McCain:
"Maybe he can get out his small varmint gun and drive those Guatemalans off his yard.[1]"
For proper removal of the varmint, please contact a professional licensed exterminator.

"Guatemalan Yard Varmints"
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