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Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
is a Recognized City of the United States of America.
All the geography American schoolkids Need To Know.
Hey, where the hell is
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!

Welcome to Beautiful Guantanamo Bay, Cuba!

Mooslim mia prisoners

Their new mooslim flag, ugh. What kind of hippie mooslim designed this?

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We're not just a prison camp anymore!
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~ Colonel Nathan Jessup, Commanding Officer

Gitmo Is A Special PlaceEdit

Gitmo is a special placeEpisode #279 where people who believe the wrong things go to clear their heads or just relax and not think.

GITMO TipsEdit

  • Don't wear faggoty white uniforms. The Cubans love to shoot at officers.
  • There is no page in the manual that tells you where the mess hall is.
  • Don't drink the water.
  • Dont tell them you are a journalist, they would just make fun of you.


GITMO, where a terrorist can be a terrorist, kick back and be assraped by lusty Cuban soldiers all day. Beautiful GITMO, where any American can live the real dream and expose himself to POW's for America's wellbeing. GITMO is the favored vacation spot of fascist dictator Fidel Castro, he lets out his steam on the prisoners. Be sure to stop by the GITMO gift shop, where scale models of Sadam Hussein being hung are sold for a reasonable price, and don't forget to pick up a piss cup, piss in it enough, once it's full you can pour it on the prisoners!!! Fun for all ages, GITMO is a fulfilling family experience, make sure you grandma is ready though, it's one wild ride! But please, don't go to where the screaming is coming from. A future resident is Hillary Clinton who has already booked a 4-year stay!

Gitmo 2008 ConcertEdit

SOLD OUT (no refunds)

Virtual TourEdit

See AlsoEdit

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