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"oh shit! a grue!" an innocent conservative on grues(also about to be eaten by a grue)

a grue is an abomanation created by science and liberals to kil all god loving ( fearing )

repubicans, heros, and the almighty stephen colbert, and are very hard to kill, like the immoral bears.

features of a grueEdit

the garden variety grue is brown, squarish, and has sharp teeth(domo is a famous grue for eating a liberal one time, he is a republican and took the oath of truthieness)

the grue dwells in the dark, and can be harmed by light, unless the plot demands otherwise.

if you are in a dark room, a little voice will tell you that "you are likley to be eaten by a grue"

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