The Grizzly Bear is among one of the most lethal breeds of bear; which is attributed to their quenchless appetite for Americans . . . while they're still alive. It's rumored that Stephen has the most contempt for grizzly bears, though we may never know the truth.
You think you know them as the mindless, garbage dump roaming killing machines we've come to know them as, but they also steal picnic baskets full of tasty goodness and kill people for fun.
- Bears are to Communist Russia what Bald Eagles are to America.
- There are more bears in America than Bald Eagles. What is wrong with this picture, people?!?
- Giving children toy bears to cuddle up to might cause them to grow up to be communist sympathizers. This is unacceptable.
- Grizzly bears are known for their constant masturbationand using our children to clean up
- A Grizzly bear once tried to assassinate the baby jesus at his birth, but was stopped by none other than stephen colbert along with Santa Claus
- The Baby Satan keeps grizzly bears as pets.
|THE WIKIALITY.COM GUIDE TO BEARS|
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|Vampbear | BearSharks | Bipolar Bear | Care Bears | Roller bear|
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