Greta Van Susterin

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Greta Van Susterin
is a proud employee
of the Greatest Corporation of All--FOX!!!


People Who Are in Cults

Greta Van Susterin is the highest ranking openly $cientological operative currently infiltrating the liberal media.

She is married to a man who is also a member of her church. His name is John Coale and he is known for his skill in memo writing.

How Much She Likes $cientologyEdit

How Much She Likes DianeticsEdit

Misc. Greta TriviaEdit

  • Greta is unable to move her upper lip.
  • Knows way too much about Casey Anthony.

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