Attempted to Trick Dr. ColbertEdit
Despite the mystery of Rep. Meek's race and gender, Dr. Colbert was able to decypher the language "Gregory" was speaking: American, although it is rumored that he/she is also able to speak Spanish.
Who's Your Daddy, Meeks?Edit
Contained in the vagueness of Meeks' race, gender and native language, was hiding a morsel of confused loyalties. Stephen was able to get Meeks to admit receiving his marching orders from Barbra Streisand!
The Jig Is Up!Edit
To achieve peace, one must talk to one's enemy
And of course, this explains why Meeks cancelled his scheduled nailing to attend some homo-commie party held for his doppelganger, Fidel Castro.
- ↑ Which wouldn't have thrown off Stephen's infallible race non-radar either. In all truthiness, many people mistake Meeks for Fidel Castro!
- ↑ Did he take his oath of office with his hand on a copy of Funny Lady?
- ↑ Which probably explains why he spends so much time at those bars in Washington "talking"