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WEEKEND WITH DR. HOUSE

DUET WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

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COLMES IN GITMO

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HUNT MAN

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Dr. House with his anti-bear device.


Gregory House is a brash, misunderstood, Peabody-winning doctor. He is like Our Glorious Stephen in the sense that he is Peabody-winning, a doctor, and brilliantly sexy.

Born in the good ol' United States of America, he is the head of the Department of Diagnostics at the Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, and handles the tough medical cases no other doctor can decipher. He is clearly a Republican (doctors are well-known supporters of our former, greatest president; he's certainly in a higher tax bracket; that Vicodin addiction just screams Rush Limbaugh), and manages all of Stephen Colbert's medical needs.[1]

Dr. House walks with a cane as a reminder of a deadly bear attack.

He is far superior to the over-sexed doctors of Grey's Anatomy, who are setting a bad example for America's children. He is also an example for all doctors, solving cases with his gut, not facts. This is why spending a weekend with him is at the top of Dr. Stephen Colbert's fantasies board, and why his picture is on Stephen's mantel. A spin of called List of hhouse episodes was created 2 years after.

ToleranceEdit

House has been praised for his tolerance. He doesn't just have some stupid theory of God not existing. He proves it. And since he is an intelligent bad-ass, we are inclined to believe him, at least a little bit.

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