Greg Palast

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Greg Palast
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Greg Palast to the authorities.
Al Franken
Greg Palast
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy

Greg Palast is the worst kind of reporter, the investigative kind.

He writes for an English newspaper and works for an English TV station and has written a few books. What Mr. Palast is most famous for is inventing the phrase "caging" to describe dog fighting or locking up criminals or some thing or other.

He always wears a fedora and never shaves completely. He also likes to read documents. No matter how many there are, he is sure to read all of them and understand the vast majority of them. Thiis makes hima threat to national security, one that must be dealt with by any means necessary.

2008 ElectionEdit

Mr. Palast is accusing Real Americans of having stolen the 2008 election already! He claims it is being done right now using what he calls a Verification List (another of his invented phrases).

Mr. Palast claims verification lists work by demanding a potential voter prove their citizenship or eligibility on the day of voting!

What's wrong with that Palast? If you ain't an American, you should get kicked out, and if you're a criminal, you should be in jail!

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Greg Palast
has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British.

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