Greg Behrendt
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


Behrendt, not convincing anyone he's younger than 45.

Greg Behrendt is an American author. He gives women advice by telling them what men think so they understand what men when they talk to a woman. He is a gender traitor.


Greg Behrendt
composed at least one non-audiobook book.


  • He's Just Not That Into You
  • It's Called A Breakup Because It's Broken
  • It's Not Stalking If Her Name Is Charlene


Wrote for HBO's sinful Sex and the City, cross-dresses as Charlotte during the day and Samantha at night.

The Greg Behrendt Heisenberg Uncertainty PrincipleEdit

STATEMENT: Mr. Behrendt purports to be an average guy who talks about relationships.

UNCERTAINTY: Average guys don't talk about relationships. Therefore, by saying he's an average guy talking about relationships, he has cancelled out the possibility of being an average guy.

DEDUCTION: He is actually an East Coast liberal college-educated elitist who is trying to tell people how to live their lives.

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