Greg Behrendt is an American author. He gives women advice by telling them what men think so they understand what men when they talk to a woman. He is a gender traitor.
- He's Just Not That Into You
- It's Called A Breakup Because It's Broken
- It's Not Stalking If Her Name Is Charlene
Wrote for HBO's sinful Sex and the City, cross-dresses as Charlotte during the day and Samantha at night.
The Greg Behrendt Heisenberg Uncertainty PrincipleEdit
STATEMENT: Mr. Behrendt purports to be an average guy who talks about relationships.
UNCERTAINTY: Average guys don't talk about relationships. Therefore, by saying he's an average guy talking about relationships, he has cancelled out the possibility of being an average guy.
DEDUCTION: He is actually an East Coast liberal college-educated elitist who is trying to tell people how to live their lives.