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After a thorough examination, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has diagnosed you as suffering from a case of
Green Lung

A disorder similar to bronchitis


A person suffering from green lung will have the following symptoms:

  1. incessant coughing up of broccoli-like bouquets of mucus
  2. pine-shaped shadows appear in x-rays
  3. the sufferer experiences needle-like rashes


There is only one cause of green lung and that is an overdose of pine-freshness brought on by real Christmas Trees. Also Smoking out of tin foil!! word!


  • Artificial Christmas Trees
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After a cursory review, the doctor recommends Green Lung undergo drastic invasive surgery and perhaps a few more medicines.

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