A disorder similar to bronchitis
A person suffering from green lung will have the following symptoms:
- incessant coughing up of broccoli-like bouquets of mucus
- pine-shaped shadows appear in x-rays
- the sufferer experiences needle-like rashes
There is only one cause of green lung and that is an overdose of pine-freshness brought on by real Christmas Trees. Also Smoking out of tin foil!! word!
- Artificial Christmas Trees