Baby Jesus
Greatest things
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

Who Gets These Things?Edit

Americans and no one else.

Who Gave US These Things? Edit

God did, with help from Stephen.

See alsoEdit

Jesus Christ
Stephen Colbert.

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...that this list is in order?

What is Great? Edit

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