"Great News"
was featured by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. on "The Wørd" segment of "The Colbert Report"
For all wørds featured, click here, for's dictionary, click here.

Great News
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!


solution to news outfits woes

fire journalists


time laid off 300 emp

people, si, Fortune - What about 'Iguana Fancy'?

deep cuts at NYT LAT, phill enquire & dateline NBC "Stone Phillips live from his parent's basement"

LAT editor publically protested layoffs

writing's on wall

layoffs will continue


by fire seasoned news pros

appetite still growing

dont need experince

camera phone

Obama 'controversy' Mishpkkukh = madrassa

new media pioneers

stop to check facts get scooped by guy w/ bigger font

heb gets quoted, quote gets quoted

first guy gets book deal or blogs retraction

he gets attention, and a job at foxnews


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