Keep smiling and don't make any sudden movements.
By watching you, we're protecting you.

Dick Cheney and his trusty laser-guided rifle faithfully protect President Bush on the grassy knoll.

The hang-out for both the discerning Presidential assassin and paranoid Vice President, the grassy knoll is a magical place with the power to suddenly transport its resident away from public attention and into history.

Famous Grassy Knoll VisitorsEdit

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