Governor Alert: The Search For Mark Sanford

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Governor Alert: The Search For Mark Sanford
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.

June 23, 2009 AlertEdit


  • No one is more qualified to lavish him with praise
  • reports surfaced that he was hiking
  • Stephen knew a whole year ago
    • Sanford loves solitude
  • Iran has threatened to attack Charleston with weather
  • Stephen has hereby declared himself governor
  • first act as governor
    • calls off the search for former governor Mark Sanford
  • next orders canines to walk upright
  • Jimmy informed Stephen that Sanford called his office and will return to work tomorrow
  • Stephen ruled for 40 seconds and wore the crown

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