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A governor is a MAN who is chief executive of an American state. Commonly mistaken for the word "Govena'", which is something loyalist redcoats have been known to say. (ie "Hello Govena'!").

A governor can be either male or female, as long as he is a white christian male and/or a washed-up male celebrity.

See Also: Lieutenant Governor

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