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And in all of his infinite wisdom, the great Ronald Reagan decided to provide this delicacy to the ever ungrateful, poor. However, because of the ignorance of the poor (they obviously wouldn't have chosen to be poor if they were capable of intelligent thought), they instead use the delicious and nutritious cheese to make hats.
The 1929 Democratic ConventionEdit
Eleanor Roosevelt chose the items to be served during the convention, she chose the meal favored by all East-Coast Ivy-League liberals. She realized something was missing.