- Senator Rod Blagoyavich's removable hair snaps on to the top of his head, much like a lego man's, or inspector gadget's hair would.
- He's got this bleeping thing, and it's worth alotta bleeping something.
- Will not resign until he catches the real Blagoyavichers.
- Barnstormed as a member of The SpitzRods. It was a rival team of maverick, openly heterosexual scandalists.
- Puts the asses in the bleeping seats.
- Is Dying to talk to you, about his crazy deals on genuine leather Senate seating!