• Senator Rod Blagoyavich's removable hair snaps on to the top of his head, much like a lego man's, or inspector gadget's hair would.
  • He's got this bleeping thing, and it's worth alotta bleeping something.
  • Will not resign until he catches the real Blagoyavichers.
  • Barnstormed as a member of The SpitzRods. It was a rival team of maverick, openly heterosexual scandalists.
  • Puts the asses in the bleeping seats.
  • Is Dying to talk to you, about his crazy deals on genuine leather Senate seating!

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