Gold is approved by Glenn Beck. Gold, Sheep, and Women is the investment choice of all god-fearing America.
If you don't like Beck's gold producer charging 50% premium over the spot price of gold on the open market, you can find Colbert's gold producer, Prescott Investment, charge a low 10% premium.
This is a Threat Alert to gold investors! We just recently learned that a scientist is using magical witchcraft to magically create more gold to flood the market so it would plummet gold prices turning us all into homeless millionaires with golden mansions...!
- In Goldline We Trust
- How Glenn Beck's gold will save America
- Goldline seized by communist government
- Democratic Joo Wiener wants to steal our gold!
- Goldline in trouble! Commies to take our gold!
- Goldline to merge with Hamas
- Goldline heads to Congress to save our economy with their awesome plan!
- The Return of Gold! We are rich now!
- Gold is making a comeback!
- Gold is back, baby!
- Glenn Beck's gold been stolen by Filthy Hippies!
- Shock! Socialist judge forces goldline to surrender their gold to the US government!