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Gold (precious)

Gold is approved by Glenn Beck. Gold, Sheep, and Women is the investment choice of all god-fearing America.

Remember, when the Democrats are in control of the government and prints massive amount of money to fund their welfare programs, gold will retain it's intrinsic value as a yellow metal you can eat.

If you don't like Beck's gold producer charging 50% premium over the spot price of gold on the open market, you can find Colbert's gold producer, Prescott Investment, charge a low 10% premium.

Magic Gold!Edit

This is a Threat Alert to gold investors! We just recently learned that a scientist is using magical witchcraft to magically create more gold to flood the market so it would plummet gold prices turning us all into homeless millionaires with golden mansions...!

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