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At the 2006 Emmy Award ceremony in Hollywood, Stephen Colbert called out the assembled "stars" when he greeted them, saying: "Good evening, Godlesoyed by a vengeful God. Anyone who watches one of their little filmic plays (or Las Vegas concerts) will be turned into a pillar of salt.
Dr. Colbert did not need to be so generous. The thankless crowd assembled in the theater didn't deserve a warning since they had just denied Stephen an award for his painstaking pursuit of truthiness. They had given the award to Barry Manilow. Barry Manilow!
Still, though, Dr. Colbert went into the belly of the beast and granted them mercy enough to warn them of their impending fate.
Will they listen?
Sodomites in generalEdit
The sodomites are going to Hell, not necessarily because of their lifestyle choice, but because God doesn't like those who covet the wrong hole without good reason.
What other types of Sodomites are there besides the "Godless" variety?
There aren't any. No sodomite contains any percentage of your daily allowance of The Heavenly Father.