God Touching Adam
"Gobekli Tepe"
you have been touched in a very special way.

At 6,000 years old[1], Gobekli Tepe is the oldest discovered city on America's Planet.

Found in Turkey, Gobekli Tepe is older, whiter and has more and bigger carved stones than Old Europe's Stonehenge.

Originally dismissed by Labcoat Larrys in the 1960's as irrelevant, God successfully kept this special treasure safe in the womb of the Earth until the proper time for it's revelation in 2008, when a proper man was anointed "midwife" for Gobekli Tepe's glorious birth!


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