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Mahmoud Ahmedi-Gloria Allred-nejad is a terrorist.
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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Gloria Allred
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
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Gloria Allred (aka Cruella Devil): She is all for women’s right, but give her a fur coat and she will drop animals’ rights like an abortion clinic drops its fetuses

Gloria Allred (aka Miss Alldread) was born on June 6, of the year 666. According with ancient tales Ms. Allred was born from the union of a threesome drunken night with a demon, a whore, and a bear. She used to be Julius Caesar’s personal assistance but then she stabbed him 435 times when he made a pass on her.

Her Marriage to SatanEdit

During the Middle Ages she led the "Femenist Crusade" against the Catholic Church, in response the Church tried to burn her at the stake as a witch but it backfire. When she died she was sent to hell, in which she seduced Satan and she almost became Hell’s New Dark Queen, in which she could have unleashed a new era of Darkness on humanity and America. She was so fierce that even Satan himself was afraid of her!!

During the divorce proceedings, in which God was the judge, Satan was able to keep Hell for himself but he had to give half of his assets.

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Gloria Allred as the Dark Queen of Hell… oh, and her man-servant Satan

Her Leadership within the Feminazi Organization and Women's RightsEdit

Her Life In Present AmericaEdit

Today Gloria Allred practices law and is running rampant in Kalyfornia, while eaten the flesh of men.

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