is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!

Glamping (or glamorous camping) is an activity practice by early 21st century Americans as a direct result of the booming economy lead by The Greatest President Ever. Regrettably, the only people who go glamping are metrosexuals, girls and other assorted homosexual sympathizers.

Glamping's OriginsEdit


How Glamping Differs from Regular CampingEdit

How To Go GlampingEdit

Equipment NeededEdit

  • People magazines
  • TV with E! network
  • Onsite massage therapist
  • Glam'ed-out mobile dog mansion

Glamping Grounds Around AmericaEdit

Glamping Dos and Don'tsEdit

  • DO bring a large supply of Yanni and Sarah Mclachlan music
  • DO bring a TV so you can watch the Lifetime Channel
  • DO fornicate with wild bears
  • DO feed the animals, regardless of what the sign say
  • DON'T go hunting for anything other than "emotions"
  • DON'T sleep outdoors
  • DON'T start fires (keep yourself warm with liberal smugness instead)

See AlsoEdit



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