Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Girl Scouts
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Girl Scouts are Godless Baby-murdering Lesbians
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~ Hans Zeiger
The Merit Badge by mjranum

Leader of the Girl Scouts


The logo for the Girl Scouts of the USA, made sometimes in the groovy 1960's and never updated to reflect changes in taste and style.

Founded in the early 1900's, the Girl Scouts is an organization which tries to promote all manner of lesbianism.

The OathEdit


A museum piece: the Girl Scout uniform of the 1970's, which people 500 years from now will be able to cherish

On my honor, I will try:
To serve God and my country,
To help people at all times,
And to live by the Girl Scout Law.


The girl scouts are known for the cookies they sell. 

Varieties of CookiesEdit

  • Thin Mints
  • Trefoils
  • Tagalongs
  • Thank U Berry Munch
  • Samoas
  • Savvanah Smiles
  • Do-si-dos
  • Dulce De Leche

Traditional Merit BadgesEdit

The Girl Scouts is really just a knock-off of Boy Scouts, but oddly gay. While they have no official stance on homosexuality, they do have an affiliation with Planned Parenthood and that is tantamount to being gay.

Along with their traditional "I Got My Period" badge and "I Learned The Truth At 17" Honorary Janis Ian Badge, the Girl Scouts have dozens, perhaps thousands of badges, some of which are listed below...

  • Cookie seller
  • Dressmaker
  • Leadership badge
  • Flight attendant badge
  • Secretarial badge
  • Baby-making badge
  • Homemaking badge
  • Abortion badge
  • Carpet-munching badge
  • Turkey-baster badge




Girl Scouts' Special Unit

Recently with the help of The Greatest Administration Ever, groups like the Girl Scouts are receiving the help of The Lord, Jesus Christ and are on their way to becoming more American.

The Girl Scouts are hoping to change their image from that of lesbians in training to something more like proper Christian young ladies in training.

The Girl Scouts of America have asked to assist them with the creation of merit badges which reflect their new direction.

Please post your suggestions below.

Suggestions for New Merit BadgesEdit

(If you wish to post images, please go to this site, or create your own and then come back to post them)


See AlsoEdit

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