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Founded in the early 1900's, the Girl Scouts is an organization which tries to promote all manner of lesbianism.
- On my honor, I will try:
- To serve God and my country,
- To help people at all times,
- And to live by the Girl Scout Law.
The girl scouts are known for the cookies they sell.
Varieties of CookiesEdit
- Thin Mints
- Thank U Berry Munch
- Savvanah Smiles
- Dulce De Leche
Traditional Merit BadgesEdit
The Girl Scouts is really just a knock-off of Boy Scouts, but oddly gay. While they have no official stance on homosexuality, they do have an affiliation with Planned Parenthood and that is tantamount to being gay.
Along with their traditional "I Got My Period" badge and "I Learned The Truth At 17" Honorary Janis Ian Badge, the Girl Scouts have dozens, perhaps thousands of badges, some of which are listed below...
- Cookie seller
- Leadership badge
- Flight attendant badge
- Secretarial badge
- Baby-making badge
- Homemaking badge
- Abortion badge
- Carpet-munching badge
- Turkey-baster badge
The Girl Scouts of America have asked Wikiality.com to assist them with the creation of merit badges which reflect their new direction.
Please post your suggestions below.
Suggestions for New Merit BadgesEdit
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