Gilmore Girls is a television show that airs on the CW every Tuesday, and Guinness World Record-holder for most pop culture references in a five-second sentence. Along with The O.C., it presents honest interpretations of their everyday problems through the eyes of pretty, rich white people
Problem With Gilmore Girls Edit
This television show does numerous things that should be frowned upon by any real American. Listed below are the top four things wrong with Gilmore Girls.
STEPHEN COLBERT'S ON NOTICE FOR GILMORE GIRLS Edit
1. Makes several references to books. No one reads those things anymore - they're sooo 1990s! Besides, the reason why we are watching the television show in the first place is to get away from those evil things filled with facts.
2. The Gilmore Girls are liberals. Enough Said.
3. The Gilmore Girls talk at a pace approximately 600 words per minute. This smacks of Frenchiness, and is definitely un-American. The Greatest President Ever talks more like three words per minute closer to the national average: 1.5 words per minute. See how wonderful that is? To have a man so great to be able to talk at the average American’s pace. He is truly blessed by God and Stephen Colbert. The only people who can understand the Gilmore Girls are nasty, freedom-hating, terrorist loving, liberals.