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discusses one of the Liberal's Ridiculous Theories and Notions.

Germs are imaginary, microscopic dinosaurs, invented by liberals to frighten children into believing in Darwin.

Like every Ridiculous Theory and Notion, germs have no basis in reality (have you ever seen one?) and are nothing more than another tool used by scientists to waste tax-payers' monies on their own selfish needs and desires.

Alleged ControversyEdit

Biblical Opposition To The Theory Of GermsEdit

So-called Scientific "Proof"Edit

Dr. Colbert Weighs InEdit


Dr. Colbert pointing to a fake "germ" obviously photoshopped.

In a segment of Cheating Death with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. during an episode of his award-winning newsprogram, "The Colbert Report", Dr. Colbert discussed how filthy Americans cars areEpisode #453

He also challenged The Heroes to discover the origin of the filthiness of our cars.

Germs Living On Non-American HumansEdit

Scientists claim that the average human has 1,000 different types of bugs living in their bodies. This obviously doesn't apply to Americans since we aren't "average."

Who's Been Crapping In Our Cars?Edit

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Dr. Colbert asked and America must answer: Who's been crapping in our cars? Please post your theories below:

  • Georgians after eating peaches from their own state (which smell like Ted Turner's ass)
  • disgruntled writers who spend their days looking for jobs on craigslist

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