Germans for Hillary Clinton 2008
is a Recognized Secret Society by the NSA
DBB bockbier
Germans for Hillary Clinton 2008

ist Deutsch, und hat eine bessere Bier als wir.

Es ist Bier braucht nicht bearbeitet, aber ich denke, man sollte alles ändern.

A movement by some stoned slackers (a.k.a. students) in Germany to support Hillary Clinton's campaign to become the 44th president of the United States of America. She obviously does this only because her husband should quit bragging and because 44 is a schnappsnumber.

Nobody really knows why anybody outside of the US (except soldiers, other Real Americans must never go to Europe) should be allowed to comment on anything inside of the US as the rest of the world is just the rest of the world (see the map our president drew). It doesn't matter. But these liberal war-haters do it nevertheless. They hope that if Hillary Clinton wins, America will stop helping the Iraqis set up a stable democratic government and run head-over-heels back home (a.k.a. Cut-and-run) and America will be just one big gay pride parade with man purses and house music.

The campaign effort of this group can be compared to the alleged underground movement against Hitler in the 1940s. There exist only rumors since Germany has apparently mislaid all records about this period of time, but experts speculate that it was condemned to fail from the beginning because the majority of people would never become unloyal to such a charismatic and fair führer. Likewise the first three-term-presidency in history will surely not be hindered by these America-hating peace-lovers.

The headquarters of Germans for Hillary Clinton 2008 are located in a construction trailer at Hamburg's suburb Bambule. This suburb has been completely taken over by long-haired hippies and their chief has declared anarchy. Hamburg's mayor is leaving them alone because this solves many of his problems including the need for homeless shelters and soup kitchens. Their address is 1 Anarchy Way.

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