George Will
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Conservative superstar, author and member of the Alliance of Good Georges

June 3, 2008 NailingEdit


  • been in television punditry for years, but doesn't shout
  • intellectual giant of conservatism, who doesn't have as much competition as he used to
  • doesn't believe in volume
  • book: One Man's America
    • lays out conservative argument for America
  • the difference between conservatives and liberals: truth and confusion
    • fiddler crabs choose to be eaten by turtles
  • conservatives will protect you from idealism
  • conservatives believe the government should only: deliver the mail, protect the shores, get out of the way
  • is an agnostic
  • believes in labels
    • Stephen does, because he likes shouting at people
  • political parties organize our animosities
    • a systematic organization of hatreds
  • a formidable opponent

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